2/8/2005 - Not Funny
Hi Everyone,
I'm not feeling funny lately, so I'm not posting anything. It's not that I don't love you all. Really. Quit getting all weepy on me, okay? Dang. This is exactly why I didn't want to talk about this. Fine, okay? I won't say anything next time. I'll just keep it to myself. Is that what you want?
posted by Anonymous Bob @ 9:00 AM
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2 Comments:
I have a joke I like to tell myself when I am not feeling funny. Actually a couple of them. But here is my ole standy:
There was a male mushroom and he was blue. He didn't feel very good about himself and had some pretty bad dating experiences as of late. "Why don't these ladies like me" asks the mushroom "Don't they know I am a fungi?"
Love that joke, it never gets old and the word fungi is as funny to say as it is to spell.
New funny joke that has pulled me thru:
Guy gets home hours late after going to the bar, carrying a duck under his arm. He gets home and is greeted with his wife screaming at him, "you rotten drunk, you should have been home hours ago...where the hell have you been?"
The guy barely looks up and says "This is the pig I have been F*#@$cking"
The wife goes ballistic - "that is a duck you dumb, drunk, sonofabitch"
Man says - "I was talking to the duck"
HAHAHAHAA>>>>Cheer up Jay. We can't all be funny all the time.
-Trikky
LOL! Yeah, baby. We can't be "always on".
I'm working from home today, so I think it's just that I'm going through dry-erase marker withdrawal. Great huffin' there.
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