2/2/2005 - Snapped

I snapped this morning. Not in a bad way. I think I've actually achieved enlightenment and become one with my true Buddha-spirit. I have become that tree falling in the woods. Do I make a sound? What is sound? What is Zen? I am in repose, silhouetted against the glow of the computer screen, head cocked slightly like a dog when you ask him strange questions, like "What is the meaning of life, puppy-doggy?"

Doggy gets this look that seems to say "I really wish I could answer you, but you're going to have to rephrase the question to include the word 'treat'."

"Is life just a great big treat?"

"YE-AH!"

Seriously, though, I do feel oddly at peace this morning, and, if I were to get weird about it, it's a sort of understanding of my own ignorance and how I'm being swept in the currents of life. I won't get weird about it, though.

I asked a friend of mine to write a dirty email for me. I think she did, but I haven't read it yet. How can I complain about anything when I have friends like that? Baby, you're the best.

S***n emailed me, too. Her email wasn't dirty, though. I don't think she's capable of that, actually. Every sentence in this paragraph ends with a single word separated from the rest of the sentence, oddly.

K-3 hasn't spoken to me in days. She makes no sense to me. I haven't spoken to her, either. I bet I make no sense to her. We must be a perfect match. I want to have her babies.

(note: I'm recycling a pseudonym, since the original M-Word seems like she's long gone now, but there's a new girl named M-Word)
M-Word seems nice. Religion has come into the conversation. She has asked me if Lutheran is like Catholic, and I am tempted to re-use some of my humor ("Catholic Lite! All the salvation; half the guilt!"), but re-using humor just... isn't funny. Any suggestions for a humorous way to contrast Lutherans and Catholics? Something like "Catholics and Lutherans are exactly the same, just that we don't have to pay."

Thanks for reading, sexy readers. I'm going to go stare off in space for a while and say stupid things like "What is nothingness?"