1/31/2005 - Sixty Eight Percent Slut

I usually shy away from online tests that purport to give insight beyond that which you already know. Y'all know the ones, such as "What Reindeer Are You?" and "What Flavor Of Ice Cream Are You?". Here's the answer: You've got too much time on your hands, and your underdeveloped self image is being manipulated by the profit-minded. Risky? Yes. Do I do the same? Well, duh!

At any rate, I took the above test (and, no, the test was not found by any web search that included "slut" in the search expression), and I am 68% slut. Judging by some of the other scores and averages on the site, I'm pretty damned slutty.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. What good is it to be a slut when you're all alone? It's like being an astronaut at the grocery store. Skills are not being put to good use. My super slut powers are useless here!

Additionally, does this imply that I should date women with the same score as myself? Heavens, I don't want to date a woman that would score 68% on that thing! It's okay for me, but not for any woman I date.

Actually, if I were able to find a woman that scored the same as I because she answered the same questions the same way, I would be okay with that. While I'm adventurous, I am faithful, and I have some rules that I'll never violate. For example, I'll never ever date a friend's ex-girlfriend, no matter what. I did that once in high school, and then she left me. Probably because she didn't want to date a guy that would do such a thing.

Isn't that just like a woman?