1/23/05 - F* Brad Pitt

Okay, Brad Pitt and that girl have split up, and now all of the ladies are daydreaming about having Brad Pitt. I feel like it's my responsibility to drag the ladies back to reality.

Ladies, any man can look like Brad Pitt. It's all Hollywood, honeys. Trust me on this. I was looking in the mirror this morning, and I thought to myself...

"If I had a hairstylist... and some Hollywood makeup artist... and a personal trainer... and a better body... and if I were better looking... I could be just like Brad Pitt!"

Ladies, stop deluding yourselves.