2/10/2005 - TMI

TMI means "Too Much Information". Hold onto your seats.

We all have that friend that keeps forwarding chain emails. I received one today that offered to give me more insight into myself than I already had. I was surprised at the results.

One question was word association. The words, and my associations, are as follows:
dog - woof
cat - hairy
rat - dirty
coffee - hot
sea - cup

Now, the insight:

Dog - Woof
My word that I associated with Dog implies my own personality. Woof.

Cat - Hairy
This apparantly gives insight into how I view the personality of my partner. I'm partner-less at the moment (four days to go, ladies - get in on the ground floor now), however... yeah. I knew a girl like that once. I warned you people - TMI.

Rat - Dirty
This gives insight into how I view the personality of my enemies. Well, duh.

Coffee - Hot
This supposedly is how I interpret sex. To whoever made this test, that's a cute little trick, but what was I going to say? Bitter?

Sea - Cup
This is supposed to be how I view my own life. True. True.

There you go, people. You now know the true me.