8/3/2004 - Horoscopes

Today's: "Whoever is on your mind right now has absolutely no idea how far you'll go to make your presence known".

My interpretation: S***n thinks I've forgotten about her and moved on.

Here's more...

Horoscope: "Sometimes anything worth having is worth fighting for"
Interpretation: I should try to get S***n back.

Horoscope: "Right now, finances are on your mind"
Interpretation: I need money to take S***n out to dinner.

Horoscope: "Consult a professional if you think you may be in over your head"
Interpretation: S***n is a professional. Professional hottie!

When will my horoscope quit talking about S***n! Damn!