7/28/2004 - Funds Transfer
I just got one of those emails from some dude whose dad was President of Lambada, but he died with like 22 million dollars hidden in a mule, and now they need me to launder the money. The funniest thing was that he felt convinced by "my profile" that he could trust me. The only profile he could possibly be talking about is:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/jcvonrosen
Obviously, a man who can quote Beck and lists "actin' the fool" as a hobby must be trustworthy enough to handle 22 million smackers.
Okay, I know the rule - never reply to spam. But I couldn't resist...
DUDE! SWEET! My bank account number is 8675309!
Oh, man, I've heard of these kinds of things happening before, but I never thought it could happen to me!
posted by Anonymous Bob @ 12:11 PM
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2 Comments:
Now that you are RICH RICH RICH beyond your wildest dreams I am sure that you no longer care that i can also quote Beck. Watch this (I swear this is straight from my brain no cheating): Hey, I wanna get with you, and only you... and your sister. I think her name is Debra.
I want you to know that your account number did not escape me. I am on to you, rock star.
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