The Funniest Thing EVER!
Here's a fun little game you can play at home to pass the time. This will give you some great insight into how my goofy little mind works.
This game is based on the pesky habit some people have, in which they add "in bed" to every fortune received in a fortune cookie at a Chinese restaurant. Examples...
Fortune: "The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions"... IN BED!
Fortune: "If you enjoy what you do, you'll never work another day in your life"... IN BED!
Fortune: "You will be blessed with great riches"... IN BED!
My variation on this game is to add the phrase "In my pants!" to the end of every movie title. Some classic examples...
Anaconda... IN MY PANTS!
21 Grams... IN MY PANTS!
Mission Impossible... IN MY PANTS!
Tales From The Crypt... IN MY PANTS!
I, Robot... IN MY PANTS!
Intolerable Cruelty... IN MY PANTS!
You get the picture. Just think of the possibilities. You're ready to go see a movie with your parents, and you ask "What would you guys like to see?"
"Oh! How about Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed?"
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posted by Anonymous Bob @ 5:23 PM
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When I play this fun game at home with my parents... do I have to use YOUR pants? example "Oh! How about Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed in Juans pants?" Or can I use my own pants? Which would be more... um... witty?
oh, oh, oh... I almost forgot. I had a friend who did this too but he said, get this, "... Between the sheets." Example "Help I am trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory... between the sheets." dude, he was so NOT funny.
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