7/28/2004 - My Sweet Little Dutch Boo

I had a drink with MSLDB (My Sweet Little Dutch Boo) last night, and we get to talking about relationships and how I'm still missing S***n, and what type of person I am, and who I attract, and how I continually attract girls who don't really want me, but they've been conditioned by society and Oprah to think that they do.  So MSLDB tells me what she finds attractive about me...
MSLDB: "You're sweet, and nice... and you're approachable.  You're not intimidating"
Juan:  "Aw, crap, Boo, you know how tired I am of hearing that?"
MSLDB: "You can't change who you are, Jay"

So then we started talking about how I've avoided "The L Word" with women for well over a year now (although I wasn't 100% successful in avoiding that with S***n).  I went into how a young lady brought up that word last December, and how, at the time, I knew less about this girl than I know about MSLDB.  Women!  They don't know me.  How could they start feeling like that?So here's My Sweet Little Dutch Boo, in her Sweet Little Dutch Way...

"Jay... I know we've only known each other for about a month... but, well... I love you"

Actually, it went more like this...

MSLDB: "HAHAHAHA!  You know what would be too funny?  If I got all serious right now [giggle] and go 'Jay, I love you!'"
Juan:  "Aw, crap!  This SAME THING happened to me last night!"

So now that's our little joke.
MSLDB: "Jay, I love you"
Juan:  "Aw, crap!"