7/9/2004 - The Unfunniest Clown

I haven't written anything for a while. You want to know why? No you don't. Okay, I'll tell you. Super-Smart Mega-Genius Jehosaphat F. Peabody broke up with the most perfect girl in the universe a few weeks back. Yeah, that's right. I found my third ex-wife, and apparantly decided to save some time and just leave her now. Save myself a few bucks, y'know?

Aside from that, things have been absolutely ducky. Yup, aside from a bleeding heart stabbed repeatedly with the rusty blades of my own self torment, things have been allllll right. I'll just make myself a great big helping of F***!

But back to the subject. I'm like that thing in every children's story - the misfit. I'm a funny guy. That's what I do - it's my life. And I'm feeling like the one funny guy in the world who is the totally unfunniest guy around. Like the elf that wanted to be a dentist. Or the little train that couldn't pull a big load. Heh. "Load".