7/29/2004 - Party Of One

I read my horoscope.  Not that I believe in astrology or anything.  Rather, I believe that horoscopes can be vague enough to trigger a thought in one's head based on their own interpretation, giving insight into what is in the brain, but repressed.  Kinda like that Horshack Test.

So I actually read one that is customized for my very birthday, on My Yahoo, and this is what it said to me today.  "...be ready for a party -- a party of one, that is."

Does that seem rude to anyone else?  I mean, okay, yeah, I'm divorced.  And yeah, I broke up with S***n.  And all my friends are going to a party next Saturday while I have to go take care of a show that no one's going to go to anyway.  And I'm going to be all alone on my birthday.  But really, should my freakin' horoscope be taking a poke at me like that?  I now think of my horoscope as a living being, saying "Jay, Jay, here's you, here's you... 'party of one, please!'"  Freakin' jerk.

Oh, and yeah, I realize that it's a "Rorschach Test", not a "Horshack Test".