8/17/2004 - I'm In Love With Paris Hilton

I told my brother-in-law a couple weeks back that I liked Paris Hilton. He was flabbergasted.
"Jay, have you ever seen this girl talk?"
"No"
"Oh, wow - she is really... ", cringes, then "... no. No"

Okay. So I'm always ready for reality. I sit down and watch part of that show. Guess what? She's PERFECT!

I'll wait while any female readers come to grips with their own inadequacies. Go ahead. Try to find something wrong with her.

"She's so stuck up!" She's rich and hot. She should enjoy it.
"She's a sl*t!" Oh, c'mon. Make a few porn videos, and you're labeled for life.
"You do know that Paris Hilton is an idiot, right?" says Bek. So?

While I pour my soul into this poignant essay, Bek asks "What do you find attractive about her? Seriously."
"She's in love with herself. It's cute."
"You like self absorbed girls."
"You're pretty quick."