6/25/2004 - I Am A Sucker

I was called "witty" today by some girl I never met. That is a sure fire way to get a guy, ladies, or at least a sucker like me. Honestly, I logically know that girls are taught this somewhere. I'm sure Cosmo has an article that says "call him 'witty'", but it works. Part of me is thinking "I've got to meet this girl". Why? I don't know. Cosmo has it all figured out. I sure don't.