6/24/2004 - What I Want In A Woman

There's a multitude of reasons why I haven't found happiness in a relationship, despite trying heartily for over half of my life. Oh, and I'm not dissuaded, so don't think I'm throwing in the towel and being bitter, despite trying heartily for over half of my life. Back to my point, though... today, I will reflect on reason #1275 that Jay has not found a blissful relationship.

I want attributes that don't stereotypically match in a single woman. I want a Compassionate Conservative. A girl who can yell "Free Mumia!" and bakes good cookies. A girl with a good job who likes to party hard. A girl who can feel as at home at Bomacs as at Lochmoor.

It doesn't fit the mold. However, I think I can/should get a Compassionate Conservative as a woman. I am a Compassionate Conservative. Everyone's going to say right now "yeah, Jay, everyone wants that, join the club", but I don't think you idiots are listening to me. I know which fork to use. I snuck a shot of Popov with a homeless dude the other day. Everyone says "oh, yeah, I'm like that, too". Liars. I want a pretty, stuck-up girl who says things that freak people out. I want a party girl that says "can you take a shower, because I don't want you touching me when you smell all icky".

Anyone know any Compassionate Conservative women who like goofy bass players?