4/13/2005 - Being Dad Is Cool

One of the coolest things about being a dad is that I get to tell my kids stale old jokes before anyone else.

One day my son's zipper was open. I looked at him and said "Your barn door is open." He looked down, realized what I meant, started zipping, and with a bright smile, replied.

"Don't want my chickens to get out!"

My kid is funnier than me.