3/1/2005 - Conversation

I have a dear sweet sexy friend who is mad about legal stuff. She's going to be a lawyer, then a judge, and then she's going to let me go scott-free when I'm caught up in the middle of some massive fraud case. Thanks, doll.

She sometimes tries to talk to me about legal issues in the news, but, in my mind, law and courts mean that I'm in trouble for something, so I avoid the topics. A while ago, she was talking about legal issues in cloning...

Bek: I wonder if people will soon call for the protection of sperm. It is potential life, after all. Great anti-masturbation rallies. Special devices to collect nocturnal emissions to be rushed to the nearest Sperm Safe House.
Jay: um
Bek: Too much?
Jay: er
Bek: shocked you?
Jay: oo
Bek: get a grip, man!
Jay: uh... I have no idea what you're talking about. Cloning. Sperm. Wet dreams. Police. It sounds like my love life, so I'm trying to just not think about it.

I'm a simple guy, gang. Try to get me riled up about something, and I'll probably just sit there with a blank look on my face.