2/18/2005 - Dinner With My Boys

I own two of the most perfect little men in the whole world. They're just like people, I swear. Their sister went out tonight, so it was just us three men for dinner. The oldest asked if we could go to Old Country Buffet for dinner. Right on.

Three men, loose on a Friday night. We dropped some crazy cash at the video game store, and then went to Old Country Buffet. I made a few trips to the roast beef, each time saying "cut me a few pieces". Save me some trips, man. When I was younger, I used to take the little portions that they gave me, and just make six trips. Now I save us all some time and just ask for twice as much each time.

However, the pinnacle of the evening was when I taught my young seeds one of the most important lessons they will ever learn. This lesson helps define their manhood and shape them into happy, fulfilled adults. I taught them to suck Jell-O through a straw.

SlleeeeeeeeeooooooOOOOOOOORRP! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Okay... shhh... quiet down..."
SlooooooooWHUP! "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Yes. They're going to be just fine.