12/4/2004 - My Car Smells Like A Man

Real quick post, because I need to go do some homework, but...

My car smells like a man. When I was a kid, I remember getting into my dad's car and being hit with this earthy, musky man-stink, and thinking, "For Pete's sake, why do men smell so bad?" Now I have it.

I am an incredibly clean person. I wash thoroughly and daily, I keep myself groomed, I clean my ears every day, I keep all nails trim and neat, and I wear cologne even if I don't think I'm going to see anyone that I want to impress. I go to the extent of using baby powder to keep things dry and manageable. I AM CLEAN!

And yet... my car smells like a man. Musky. Male. Boo, you've been in my car... have you noticed it? I mean aside from the time we drove past the waste-water treatment plant.

Women, God bless you for enduring such things. I have no idea how you do it.