11/23/2004 - Lean Cuisine

I like the little Lean Cuisine meals, but I have to say that it's really hard to feel manly eating one. There was a big pink ribbon on the front, with the words "Help find a cure!", plus I could mail in something and buy a lunch tote specially designed by some chick from Trading Spaces (it wasn't Paige Davis, since I know when I'm looking at Paige Davis, since I've had a lot of practice looking at Paige Davis, that sweet little cutie).

I was flipping the box over and over to try to find a side that looked not-quite-so-feminine. The health information on the side was pretty close.

I swear, Lean Cuisine makers, there's an untapped market of guys out there that would really dig some Thai Chicken for lunch. As it stands, I felt like I was listening to "It's Raining Men" on my headphones - praying no one would notice, even though I was kinda digging it.

Lean Cuisine people, make the same meals, except twice as large, put a picture of a football player on the front, and call it MEAN Cuisine! I'd be all over that.