10/8/2004 - Intermission

Things are getting a little nutty, gang, so it's time for an intermission. Following is my list of the greatest stuff ever:

Greatest Song Title: Jerry Reed - She Got The Goldmine (I Got The Shaft)
Greatest Business Name, As Referred To By My 5 Year Old: Toys Or Else (Toys R Us)
- runner up: Sucky Cheese (Chucky Cheese)
Greatest Culinary Gift From God: Taco Bell
Greatest Movie: Splice together the Death Star scene from the original Star Wars, the scene where Legolas kills that elephant, Bruce Willis jumping out of an exploding building (hasn't he done that a few times?), a quick shot of Schwarzenegger yelling in any Conan The Barbarian movie, the killer bunny from Holy Grail, and then freeze frame with The General Lee jumping over a chicken coop with Waylon saying "Now whaddya s'pose them Duke boys're gonna grow wings 'n fly outten this mess?" THAT would be the greatest movie ever.

Yup, it's great having the attention span of a goldfish. That way, I can completely forget about... aw, crap.